I could read here.

I could read here.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time...

I don’t believe you.

I don't believe you.

Married life.

Married life.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi's Mansion Pumpkin art

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of '07

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that's how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Science throw-down

Science throw-down

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

Sorry, bro…

Sorry, bro...

A visual guide to the war on terror.

A visual guide to the war on terror.

Cool new profile pic

Cool new profile pic
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