scissors cut hair and egos

Happily Never After

it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history

aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread

returns from bathroom still clothed

“left click, right click…”

snow white with wi-fi

gift shop sells “missing BR” magnets

Weaponized housekeeping

consequences arrive separately

side quest: find a free friday

beautiful… suspiciously beautiful

bubble goggles set to maximum joy

The Great Buddy Exodus

it’s giving oscar nomination

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