sleeve up, jaw down

eucalyptus agenda vs garbage reforms

“my dog chewed it”

no gossip, just gnocchi

dreams are on airplane mode

no memory left for goodbye

who dis?

award show? I showed up

proud &mildly disgusting

discounted rage, premium confusion

spiritually allergic to inspiration

sorry, no drama after six

premium member of adulthood

slipstream waddlers engage turbo mode

soup protocols, always engaged

I+can+see+this+being+true
I can see this being true
Movie+Fact+No+One+Really+Paid+Attention+To+Until+Now
Movie Fact No One Really Paid Attention To Until Now
Soccer+players+peaking+to+see+whether+a+referee+is+buying+their+flops
Soccer players peaking to see whether a referee is buying their flops
This+is+something+that+I%26%238217%3Bm+clever+enough+to+think+of%2C+but+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+the+balls+to+say+it.
This is something that I’m clever enough to think of, but I don’t have the balls to say it.
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These+backpacks+for+cows+collect+the+methane+from+their+farts+and+store+it+for+energy
These backpacks for cows collect the methane from their farts and store it for energy
Pro-choice
Pro-choice
The+Ninja-Cat+Guide
The Ninja-Cat Guide
If+websites+started+dating%26%238230%3B
If websites started dating…
When+mom+adds+you+on+Snapchat
When mom adds you on Snapchat
Two+Types+Of+Computer+Users
Two Types Of Computer Users
Musicians
Musicians
What+is+This+Sourcery
What is This Sourcery