Help. The bad man touched me.

Help. The bad man touched me.

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Why don't they ever get pulled over for this?

Riddle me this, atheists…

Riddle me this, atheists...

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

I need an adult.

I need an adult.

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

The difference between creepy and cool.

The difference between creepy and cool.

Volkswagen van for scale

Volkswagen van for scale

Thanks Obama

Thanks Obama

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

It's dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what's causing his tremors.

Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Hey mom!

Hey mom!

Chocolate Roulette.

Chocolate Roulette.
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