Phtar Warph

Ideal child.

State your first name, last name, and occupation.

Life could be worse, Calvin.

We’re all one big family!

Come forth and receive eternal life…

Tyranothorus

Gets me every time.

Fred caught a bug and wasn’t sure what to do with it.

Remember how much of a dick Dumbledore was?

Your name is Jennifer?

Demonstrate Value.

With a name like that…

Stephen Hawking and John Oliver

Britain’s first black tomatoes.

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