I’m on drugs?

I'm on drugs?

The Simpsons nailed it.

The Simpsons nailed it.

I looked my demons in the eyes…

I looked my demons in the eyes...

Why so lonely, cutie?

Why so lonely, cutie?

I’m the jerk in this relationship.

I'm the jerk in this relationship.

I need to stop objectifying women.

I need to stop objectifying women.

Every time I go to see Grandma

Every time I go to see Grandma

Coke phone.

Coke phone.

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.

Best of friends.

Best of friends.

My family may be trying to tell me something…

My family may be trying to tell me something...

God, send me a man…

God, send me a man...

Brad Pitt lowers his standards.

Brad Pitt lowers his standards.

This is why I don’t take pics of my food.

This is why I don't take pics of my food.

Goat to cow, come in cow.

Goat to cow, come in cow.
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