how dare I

B I R T H

*spends whole day not doing anything because of the one thing I have at 5pm*

I don’t need to turn down a bower to cry for an hour

wait, you can run?

every weekday, the same struggle

addressing the resting

dissing daughter

never related to a Panda more

two types of characters

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modern problems require modern solutions

from friendship to endship

’tis the season

size to the occasion