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shaking things up

non-denominational sneeze response options
non-denominational sneeze response options
the tactical ferret
the tactical ferret
unimpressed
unimpressed
you went on an adventure
you went on an adventure
every saturday
every saturday
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
devilishly good
devilishly good
unnecessary hashtags
unnecessary hashtags
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
need to find my chill faster
need to find my chill faster
who starts a conversation like that?
who starts a conversation like that?
dislike congress? wolves
dislike congress? wolves
why i don’t own any plants
why i don’t own any plants
use your freebie wisely
use your freebie wisely
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Join the conversation
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
Words.
Words.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
McHitler.
McHitler.