plz get out its my kitchen for the next 20 minutes

and then claim innocence because you didn’t outright say it

pick your board when it’s ripe

blimey, eleven!

gayme over

a multipurpose robe…pragmatic as ever, kenobi

which one of the thousands?

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and then no one laughs when you tell it

the golden ticket

beep beep

self re-port

where do i sign up

photosynth-hisses

getting a passive-aggressive side-eye from a car is the future

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