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reasons to live

Worst babysitter ever.
Worst babysitter ever.
Several rooms in my house I do not go in.
Several rooms in my house I do not go in.
NASA photo of a solar filament. Earth for scale.
NASA photo of a solar filament. Earth for scale.
Coffee with Jesus
Coffee with Jesus
World’s largest underground trampoline.
World’s largest underground trampoline.
Toffee didn’t much care about fitting.
Toffee didn’t much care about fitting.
How I look.
How I look.
I told my wife I wouldn’t drink.
I told my wife I wouldn’t drink.
Knock knock…
Knock knock…
Selfie time!
Selfie time!
Are you crying?
Are you crying?
False advertising.
False advertising.
Coincidence? End the horror.
Coincidence? End the horror.
I don’t know why.
I don’t know why.
Selena Gomez taking her music for a walk.
Selena Gomez taking her music for a walk.
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+pay+with+a+laser+light+show%2C+please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
666+is+divisible+by+3
666 is divisible by 3
Calmly+plotting+your+demise
Calmly plotting your demise
The+answer+is+yes.+I+do.
The answer is yes. I do.
Join the conversation
35+seasons+in+love+and+still+going+strong
35 seasons in love and still going strong
The+fiat+joke+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+know+I+needed+in+my+life
The fiat joke I didn’t know I needed in my life
justice+served
justice served
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
And+together+they+will+conquer+the+dog+park
And together they will conquer the dog park
Followed+directions+perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
Seriously%2C+why+won%26%238217%3Bt+you+stop+hitting+yourself%3F
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office