how frankenstein should have ended

we’re all just very well folded humans

old me vs new me

rent for one

in love with a frog

energy drinks do not count

megasota

vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…

send us thine asteroid

he walked feetily

front page news

my two desires

tired of water

this is why i stick to mario

can’t hide the truth

I+hope+you+didn%26%238217%3Bt+get+anyone+a+puppy.
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy.
Flying.+Cause+planking+is+boring.
Flying. Cause planking is boring.
How+crosswalk+buttons+work.
How crosswalk buttons work.
Why+did+I+unfriend+you%3F
Why did I unfriend you?
Join the conversation
They+laughed+at+my+crayon+drawings%26%238230%3B
They laughed at my crayon drawings…
Cats+are+jerks.
Cats are jerks.
They+called+it+Sims.
They called it Sims.
Astronauts+falling+on+the+moon.
Astronauts falling on the moon.
David%26%238217%3Bs+secret+weapon.
David’s secret weapon.
Follow+that+zebra%21
Follow that zebra!
I+see+what+you+did+there.
I see what you did there.
Wait+a+second%26%238230%3B
Wait a second…