selective defense

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

the calm before the bloodbath

the calm before the bloodbath

adorable until it’s all grown up

adorable until it’s all grown up

Pooh had vanquished his enemies, but at what cost?

Pooh had vanquished his enemies, but at what cost?

not one single set of legos

not one single set of legos

a legend not based in reality

a legend not based in reality

yes, get your own socks

yes, get your own socks

a romantic poem

a romantic poem

i am one with the raccoons mother

i am one with the raccoons mother

stabby the kitten

stabby the kitten

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

producers made a huge mistake

producers made a huge mistake

angles, people, angles!

angles, people, angles!

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

for when one bottle just isn’t enough