the perfect card doesn’t ex—

arch enemies

appearing under mysterious circumstances

hallmark movie logic

wild turducken

circle back in the new year

never actually thought about it

just a brief interruption before getting back to meme scrolling

there is only one option in this scenario

fir coat

he just wanted to say hello

superman was anderson cooper all along

might as well grab a snack

is this how we end up in the minority report timeline?

somehow they’re all related

and+the+100th+time.+Team+always+button+mash
and the 100th time. Team always button mash
behind+their+back%3F
behind their back?
not+the+worst+thing+he+could+be+caught+looking+at
not the worst thing he could be caught looking at
looks+like+pizza
looks like pizza
Join the conversation
pros+and+cons+of+tall+friends
pros and cons of tall friends
deploy+anti-cowboy+measures
deploy anti-cowboy measures
it%26%238217%3Bs+weird%2C+but+we+make+it+work
it’s weird, but we make it work
burn+all+the+recorders
burn all the recorders
and+now+for+my+next+magic+trick%2C+I+will+leave+without+apologizing
and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing
never+ask+bob+dylan+for+the+answer
never ask bob dylan for the answer
a+six+hour+long+hug+sounds+uncomfortable%2C+tbh
a six hour long hug sounds uncomfortable, tbh
and+thus%2C+plagiarism+was+avoided+expertly
and thus, plagiarism was avoided expertly