we bought a tattoo

religoius bidet

ask before tagging

biblically accurate angel

unstoppably unstable

nothing wrong with a good irish goodbye

tell me all your secrets

never

how to ruin vodka for vegetarians

ominous positivity

even captain america gets depressed sometimes

did your tattoos hurt?

and we just assumed we were in the matrix the whole time

all the freaking time!

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