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If a mollusk could cry for help…

If a mollusk could cry for help...
they couldn’t be more different
they couldn’t be more different
god bless the usa
god bless the usa
it’s the intellectual thing to do
it’s the intellectual thing to do
let him rest
let him rest
this hurts my brain
this hurts my brain
I wish they would!
I wish they would!
*buys stock in neopets*
*buys stock in neopets*
but i can’t pet a wolf?
but i can’t pet a wolf?
i never thought about but now i need to know
i never thought about but now i need to know
it’s a competition
it’s a competition
oddly uplifting
oddly uplifting
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
this person is a real boob
this person is a real boob
the long con
the long con
literally
literally
I%26%238217%3Bm+honestly+not+sure+which+group+I%26%238217%3Bm+more+worried+about%26%238230%3B
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
Poker+is+lit.
Poker is lit.
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Join the conversation
Listen+lowercase+mike%2C+you+seem+like+a+nice+guy+and+all%26%238230%3B
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
The+reboot+has+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B+%5Bright+to+left%5D
The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
Oh+so+you%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+read+while+you%26%238217%3Bre+here%3F
Oh so you’d like to read while you’re here?
Never+go+full+jerk.
Never go full jerk.
Just+twin+things.
Just twin things.
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.