Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs 'digest' the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

just. the. alcohol.

just. the. alcohol.

And it only warms the towel at its convenience, not yours

And it only warms the towel at its convenience, not yours

chocolate covered donut

chocolate covered donut

frogs not moss

easiest puzzle ever

easiest puzzle ever

start listing ’em!

start listing ’em!

that’s a moray!

that’s a moray!

the audacity

test her for steroids

test her for steroids

filthy slats

nose ring booger combo

nose ring booger combo

edible bookmark

edible bookmark

chuck it in the bucket

chuck it in the bucket

ravioli souls

bring back child labor?

bring back child labor?