paraprosdokian prose

hear ye, hear ye!

hear ye, hear ye!

holy sit

forever awkward

forever awkward

revisionist history

revisionist history

well earned ban

well earned ban

what is she trying to find?

what is she trying to find?

women don’t fart

women don’t fart

but where’d it get the knife?

but where’d it get the knife?

really should have picked a better name

really should have picked a better name

and it’s still not the weirdest thing vh1 has ever produced

and it’s still not the weirdest thing vh1 has ever produced

taco bell headquarters ahead

taco bell headquarters ahead

need a bigger sample to test

need a bigger sample to test

responsible adults

responsible adults

mario kart, goldeneye, and the mighty ducks

mario kart, goldeneye, and the mighty ducks

sign me up!