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paraprosdokian prose

Which way you swiping?
Which way you swiping?
he’ll need to be toad
he’ll need to be toad
it ain’t been long enough
it ain’t been long enough
oh deer me
oh deer me
the teacher definitely planned for that
the teacher definitely planned for that
you got (t)issues
you got (t)issues
seems about right
seems about right
a fineliner’s fine line fine
a fineliner’s fine line fine
overpacking is the only way
overpacking is the only way
i’m…”thriving”
i’m…”thriving”
agent smith of rivendell
agent smith of rivendell
hopefully he didn’t croak
hopefully he didn’t croak
at least i’m consistent
at least i’m consistent
morale +20
morale +20
I was thinking it was “The Dogfather”
I was thinking it was “The Dogfather”
Words.
Words.
Dear+God%26%238230%3B
Dear God…
u+still+mad%3F
u still mad?
Grant+me+your+bacon%21
Grant me your bacon!
Join the conversation
Foundation+of+any+relationship.
Foundation of any relationship.
How+to+breakdance.
How to breakdance.
Cereal%21
Cereal!
Harvey+Dent.
Harvey Dent.
Monorail+cat.
Monorail cat.
May+I+take+your+order%3F
May I take your order?
Sword+fight%21
Sword fight!
Ewwww%26%238230%3B
Ewwww…