part oceanographer, part horror director

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

it’s a bit extreme

it’s a bit extreme

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

ho ho homicide

beyond offensive

beyond offensive

the math adds up

the math adds up

trojan pigeon

wasted gems

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?