Sobriety is Supernatural
The Night-Mare, Guardian of Hell’s Plains
Step dads don’t know.
When art mimics nature
Weekly ration for two people in the UK, 1943
walllllcome to muoy kitxhen
Steady the man.
Drink more water…
I would play this game.
Jim and Darryl attempting to be roommates was great.
I would love a cardboard cutout of my dog
They always know.
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR LABEL MAKER HANDY
Just a baby otter.
Scumbag ice dispenser.
How I sit when I start using the computer.
I just wanted to be handsome.
Join the conversation
Fortune 500 in the year 2030.
How I felt job hunting this year…
There are two kinds of people in the world.
Pros and Cons of the Internet.
Sometimes you need a decoy…
Secretly I can’t wait…
I don’t like morning people…
David Tennant on McDonalds and Burger King.