just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die
dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human
how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets
if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do
the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get
ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice
the moment your realize you might be a mouse
i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?
the muse and his portrait
it’s okay to stare
calling in thicc to work tomorrow
he was named pants because he always wore pants
put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!
looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!
it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod