Bouncy boy

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

the muse and his portrait

it’s okay to stare

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

he was named pants because he always wore pants

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod