When you’re 6 months old and already afk on life.

When you're 6 months old and already afk on life.

Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.

Here’s a check, don’t cash it till next Thursday, please.

I’ve learned so much this year…

I’ve learned so much this year…

A noodle in every sip.

A noodle in every sip.

Ban dentists, actually.

Ban dentists, actually.

Build the wall!

Build the wall!

I would watch this movie.

I would watch this movie.

Are you winning, son?

Are you winning, son?

Specific and relatable, yes.

Specific and relatable, yes.

Just F’n around.

Just F’n around.

Preventing Carpal Tunnel

Preventing Carpal Tunnel

You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.

You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.

Bible is or bible isn’t.

Bible is or bible isn’t.

I can dig it.

Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.

Ethiopian Nobles riding lions for some reason, circa 1901.

When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.

When you get your Doctorate in Finland you get a top hat and a sword for keeps.