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It neither starts, nor stops.

It neither starts, nor stops.
Steven Colbert and Steve Carrel sing National Anthem
Steven Colbert and Steve Carrel sing National Anthem
Text me when you get home.
Text me when you get home.
This was outside my history professor’s office.
This was outside my history professor’s office.
Will you help me hide a body?
Will you help me hide a body?
Alpha squirrel.
Alpha squirrel.
Napoleon Born2party.
Napoleon Born2party.
I admit it, I have a problem.
I admit it, I have a problem.
Welcome to the real world.
Welcome to the real world.
Thought of the week at Microsoft
Thought of the week at Microsoft
Words.
Words.
Drive to work, work to drive.
Drive to work, work to drive.
Dr. House recommended!
Dr. House recommended!
English as a second language… *twitch*
English as a second language… *twitch*
How I feel standing vs sitting.
How I feel standing vs sitting.
Some stories stay with us forever.
Some stories stay with us forever.
I+fixed+your+problem.
I fixed your problem.
I+had+sex+with+a+parrot+once.
I had sex with a parrot once.
NOPE.
NOPE.
Land-Narwhal%21
Land-Narwhal!
Join the conversation
Harvey+Dent.
Harvey Dent.
S%26%238217%3Bmores%21%21%21
S’mores!!!
Breaking+news.
Breaking news.
Bill+and+Hillary.
Bill and Hillary.
u+still+mad%3F
u still mad?
Sword+fight%21
Sword fight!
Drugs.
Drugs.
How+to+breakdance.
How to breakdance.