pawnic! at the hissco

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

you had a good run

you had a good run

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