pay raise negotiating for dummies
graduated with honors!
Bombs away! these animals couldn’t resist being the center of attention!
that new sponge feeling
i have so many questions
Always judging you
always give 100 percent
too hungry to cook, too broke to order delivery
my mouth must be lonely all the time…
*looks around at society crumbling* stupid nasa!
blow out the speakers
there goes my afternoon
when that spatula breaks i don’t know what i’m going to do
if i stare, it will stop ringing faster
the knife must come out clean