Payday isn’t as fun as I remember

The ideal place to be when zombies happen.

Koko the Gorilla mourning Robin Williams: “Dr. Patterson told Koko that ‘we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams.’ Koko signed ‘CRY LIP,’ withdrew, and ‘became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering.’”

Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Rosetta’s triangular orbit about comet 67P.

Comfort.

Baby Stewie isn’t actually an evil genius.

My snail Gary had a birthday, and celebrated with cake

Where will you be?

How to deal with haters.

Shark Week, commence!

Dude, this is the last time…

Where do they get most of these people? Seriously?

We all know the one place where ebola never will spread.

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man

Its a dangerous business, Frodo…