The best kind of wake up call.
I call it the ISIS
I’m definitely going to bite you
Flash, take the controls
Projection set up in front of my window
What to do with your candy this year
I just wanted to make you proud of me…
The way Portia is looking at Ellen…
Migingo Island, a 0.0008 sq mi dirt mound with 131 inhabitants
It just works
CAH being brutally honest and accurate.
Remember that one time Steve Irwin chased and caught an emu with his bare hands?
My kind of breaking news
your uber has arrived
who wins in a fight, sword girlfriend or knife wife?
because it will
Join the conversation
of course it cloaks
she cites her sources
nicotine is the real killer
hooman, is that you?
a burrito is not a travel taco
beware the bjork
milk is almost out of fat