(pearly) gated community

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

planking isn’t for everybody

planking isn’t for everybody

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

was joining the US military the original squid game?

was joining the US military the original squid game?

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

another delicious hummuscide

another delicious hummuscide

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the makers of oreos have no chill

the makers of oreos have no chill

say aloe to my little friend

say aloe to my little friend

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the law of giants

the law of giants