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sǝᴉssn∀ ʎɐp,פ

sǝᴉssn∀ ʎɐp,פ
Alarm rang. So did the microwave.
Alarm rang. So did the microwave.
License to chill… and avoid eye contact
License to chill… and avoid eye contact
“The meat didn’t load, babe. Lag.”
“The meat didn’t load, babe. Lag.”
sending ghostly splashbacks
sending ghostly splashbacks
Owls need their beauty sleep!
Owls need their beauty sleep!
You’re mad, I’m branded
You’re mad, I’m branded
Barkitecture
Barkitecture
Wood you believe I’m this powerful?
Wood you believe I’m this powerful?
swap purr-sonality
swap purr-sonality
Wasn’t ready for Coachella in traffic
Wasn’t ready for Coachella in traffic
“You’re wrong, but passionately confident”
“You’re wrong, but passionately confident”
Disco in the back, legend in front
Disco in the back, legend in front
step 4: Pray someone else finishes it
step 4: Pray someone else finishes it
“I fear stairs, not clowns.”
“I fear stairs, not clowns.”
“mostly coffee does that”
“mostly coffee does that”
committing+this+to+memory
committing this to memory
stepping+out+of+your+dietary+comfort+zone
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
i+ride+it+on+the+parade+route
i ride it on the parade route
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
Join the conversation
modern+problem+solving
modern problem solving
give+me+all+the+pancakes
give me all the pancakes
per+my+last+shot
per my last shot
what+a+happy+surprise%21
what a happy surprise!
a+true+american+patriot
a true american patriot
organic+gluten+free+bears
organic gluten free bears
don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+milk+and+drive
don’t drink milk and drive
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now