Restraint is a choice.

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Please do not actually kill people.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Bitcoin finally explained

Play Football With Me, Father!

You don’t want this, girl.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Perfect camouflage

He’s not wrong

Snail teeth

When your mom calls you pretty.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Maine Coon papa’s

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Work smarter not harder.