how much to rent and how many nights?

how much to rent and how many nights?

phrasing matters

phrasing matters

is there no end to their destruction?

is there no end to their destruction?

fine, i’ll do it myself!

fine, i’ll do it myself!

michael’s store employees use the honor system

michael’s store employees use the honor system

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.