Sorry to break it to you

Sorry to break it to you

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

You just lost the game.

You just lost the game.

Passive aggressive instructions

Passive aggressive instructions

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

The price is savage

The price is savage

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Ultimate noms.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

A Venezuelan smartass

A Venezuelan smartass

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Traffic banana for scale.

Traffic banana for scale.