Long distance BFF

Long distance BFF

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

and now so do i

and now so do i

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

miracle dog

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

you know the move

you know the move

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?