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Could you not, Helen?!

Could you not, Helen?!
i can see it
i can see it
in your dreams
in your dreams
we’re all stanley
we’re all stanley
you never regretti spaghetti
you never regretti spaghetti
living the dream
living the dream
the insurance policy on this movie must have been insane
the insurance policy on this movie must have been insane
Olivia Wilde has a “special salad dressing” and the internet has thoughts
Olivia Wilde has a “special salad dressing” and the internet has thoughts
if you’re cold, they’re cold
if you’re cold, they’re cold
and now i need to watch the blob
and now i need to watch the blob
hipster mannequins
hipster mannequins
this is why I stopped watching the news
this is why I stopped watching the news
adios!
adios!
why you never go back for seconds
why you never go back for seconds
the great skeleton war of 2022
the great skeleton war of 2022
they are perfectly acceptable donuts
they are perfectly acceptable donuts
It%26%238217%3Bs+never+too+late+you+raise+a+dog+vegan%26%238230%3B
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
Kevin+was+ahead+of+the+isolation+curve.
Kevin was ahead of the isolation curve.
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
Join the conversation
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+lil+guy.
It’s just a lil guy.
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
B+I+D+E+N+YES
B I D E N YES
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.