pesto predator

toddler means business

toddler means business

seasoned corpse would be a great band name

seasoned corpse would be a great band name

i love tony hawk for always being in on the joke

i love tony hawk for always being in on the joke

freedom

never underestimate the power of a simple act of kindness

never underestimate the power of a simple act of kindness

try again, maybe be less stupid next time

try again, maybe be less stupid next time

a delicacy

he’s been a bad bad boy

he’s been a bad bad boy

i chose not to answer

i chose not to answer

birds aren’t real

birds aren’t real

good for him!

thanks, dad

biting for better wages

biting for better wages

took long enough

took long enough

‘prince charmin’ made me cringe

‘prince charmin’ made me cringe