Feeling Lucky?

Carpe diem?

Carpe diem?
This is why high heels hurt your feet.
This is why high heels hurt your feet.
I’m great in bed…
I’m great in bed…
Hearing aids.
Hearing aids.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Occupy Mordor.
Occupy Mordor.
Do want.
Do want.
Every day I’m snufflin’.
Every day I’m snufflin’.
I lurve my tube…
I lurve my tube…
Bring me Solo.
Bring me Solo.
Words.
Words.
I think it’s an E.
I think it’s an E.
Perspective.
Perspective.
Mom, please…
Mom, please…
Bill Gates is a ninja.
Bill Gates is a ninja.
McMetallica.
McMetallica.
avengers%3A+secret+wars+%28circa+2027%29
avengers: secret wars (circa 2027)
dating+hating
dating hating
spilling+the+beans
spilling the beans
childlike+quality
childlike quality
Join the conversation
in+queso+emergency
in queso emergency
a+new+light+on+the+conspiracy
a new light on the conspiracy
haiku+horror
haiku horror
jabbin%26%238217%3B+the+hutt
jabbin’ the hutt
stacking+paper
stacking paper
%26%238220%3Boh+that%3F+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+my%26%238230%3Binvestment%26%238230%3B%26%238221%3B
“oh that? that’s just my…investment…”
set+in+stones
set in stones
beemer+reamer
beemer reamer