phone a friend

this is my emotional support steak

this is my emotional support steak

well that escalated quickly

well that escalated quickly

bring back the cats!

bring back the cats!

algebra is like onion pie

algebra is like onion pie

girlfriend bread

girlfriend bread

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

trust the science

trust the science

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

when you have to roll with the lie

when you have to roll with the lie

the power of positive affirmations

the power of positive affirmations

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

how much extra would you pay for this?

how much extra would you pay for this?

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?