When you microwave a dorito bag…

meal prepping made easy

funeral bouquet

Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together

no assistance needed

bonjour

sold!

gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit

they’re everywhere!

i flip my hair back and forth

hide your shoulders or get suspended

her hair is amazing

the true test of a jedi master

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

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