And that’s just the problem with cats.
The Vine, a prosthetic tentacle with 26 individual vertebrae
A journalist asked her to smile – Syria 2018.
No pass, only pet.
Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood
Slippery when wet.
It’s all bad.
What’s something you wish you had?
THIS IS WHAT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED
Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.
When dad jokes are no longer jokes.
When you’re fighting and suddenly a Waltz comes on.
PSA: Don’t leave your meese in cars this summer.
This world is currently of no interest to me.
Can you feel it?
Australia repeals the carbon tax…
Can I ask you a question?
I can’t be the only one, right?
What would you like for your birthday?
Join the conversation
Knitting level 439932
How many bananas you can buy for $5
Good guy sharks
My most hated phrases
Now what do we do?