Do not contain the tortoise.

Do not contain the tortoise.

i’m canceling my subscription

i’m canceling my subscription

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

make it stop

this is me

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

‘family’

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

name a more iconic ford

name a more iconic ford

never trust l’otters

never trust l’otters

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

new life motto