playing yourself

purr-fect

ode de febreeze

ode de febreeze

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

it has stories to tell

it has stories to tell

there’s no way a home made this soup

there’s no way a home made this soup

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

i live at the zoo now

i live at the zoo now

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

flying is like living in the wild west

flying is like living in the wild west

money on gandalf

money on gandalf

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

avoiding people in public is exhausting

avoiding people in public is exhausting

never letting go

never letting go

sea urchins love hats

sea urchins love hats