plz human it’s been 0.000001s since we last ate

I can’t wait for my bi-annual floss.

I can’t wait for my bi-annual floss.

Science, bitch!

Science, bitch!

X Games circa ages ago.

X Games circa ages ago.

[P A I N] T

I’m something of a collector.

I’m something of a collector.

I would consider this on a ballot.

I would consider this on a ballot.

This is living at its best, I imagine.

This is living at its best, I imagine.

Invest in Barnes and Nobles, in my opinion.

Invest in Barnes and Nobles, in my opinion.

Manipulate the news.

Manipulate the news.

Stop touching me.

Stop touching me.

There’s something about middle of the night water.

There’s something about middle of the night water.

Thank you, bruv.

Thank you, bruv.

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Bury the hatchet, why not.

Beware the S P A N K O

Beware the S P A N K O

Nom nom will suffice.

Nom nom will suffice.