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plz human it’s been 0.000001s since we last ate

It’s my birthday!
It’s my birthday!
Stupid heart…
Stupid heart…
Cookies are required to operate.
Cookies are required to operate.
You know why I grew this beard?
You know why I grew this beard?
Accurate.
Accurate.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Rockband: Kurt Cobain edition.
Rockband: Kurt Cobain edition.
Public service announcement.
Public service announcement.
Fact:
Fact:
Scumbag stewardess.
Scumbag stewardess.
Now I can Nazi.
Now I can Nazi.
Survive a new year.
Survive a new year.
Particles faster than the speed of light?
Particles faster than the speed of light?
I’ll be… Bach.
I’ll be… Bach.
Fact:
Fact:
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
Join the conversation
B+I+D+E+N+YES
B I D E N YES
Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
It%26%238217%3Bs+never+too+late+you+raise+a+dog+vegan%26%238230%3B
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…