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Police officer sends a text to a man he gave a ride home to when he was drunk.

Police officer sends a text to a man he gave a ride home to when he was drunk.
Shall we giddy up, partner?
Shall we giddy up, partner?
Tap up and stay tf home.
Tap up and stay tf home.
Let the meese work, eh?
Let the meese work, eh?
My gran thinks I’m cute…
My gran thinks I’m cute…
Whomst is asking?
Whomst is asking?
I’ll drink to that!
I’ll drink to that!
Unclench that jaw, also; whore.
Unclench that jaw, also; whore.
We only have cases because we’re testing more than any other country in the spaceforce.
We only have cases because we’re testing more than any other country in the spaceforce.
Trains have birth days!
Trains have birth days!
Yao Min[gling] with the Chinese people.
Yao Min[gling] with the Chinese people.
Doesn’t matter, still McMunched.
Doesn’t matter, still McMunched.
The Terminator strikes again
The Terminator strikes again
Words.
Words.
Check yes or no, circa 1978.
Check yes or no, circa 1978.
The work is moving forward.
The work is moving forward.
running+buck+mild
running buck mild
get+ur+bets-in+for+jetson
get ur bets-in for jetson
10+Funny+Parenting+Memes+for+Those+who+like+to+Kid+Around
10 Funny Parenting Memes for Those who like to Kid Around
caf%C3%A9+parfait
café parfait
Join the conversation
man+outta+time
man outta time
de-meaningful
de-meaningful
social+affront
social affront
cover+story
cover story
amuse-eum
amuse-eum
blacc+magic
blacc magic
orna-mental
orna-mental
doggy+delinquent
doggy delinquent