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A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar...
your butt’s lost and confused
your butt’s lost and confused
no insults, just bird time
no insults, just bird time
next: spiritual awakening
next: spiritual awakening
I bring snacks, you bring property
I bring snacks, you bring property
This weather screams “unemployed”!
This weather screams “unemployed”!
chased girl, caught bread
chased girl, caught bread
“This bee’s sus”
“This bee’s sus”
Belgium grew overnight
Belgium grew overnight
Zombie “life”? Too much cardio
Zombie “life”? Too much cardio
My humor? 100% humerus
My humor? 100% humerus
not all heroes wear Wi-Fi
not all heroes wear Wi-Fi
Who knew turtles spark?
Who knew turtles spark?
words hit harder, apparently
words hit harder, apparently
vibes louder than words
vibes louder than words
Dairy: your creamy shield
Dairy: your creamy shield
Nerd+alert%26%238230%3B
Nerd alert…
arrgblrgflerbgrrdrpleglrblfrg.
arrgblrgflerbgrrdrpleglrblfrg.
How+I+look+after+the+gym%26%238230%3B
How I look after the gym…
How+to+not+care.
How to not care.
Join the conversation
Last+Christmas+sucked.
Last Christmas sucked.
How+to+grammer+natzi.
How to grammer natzi.
How+I+feel.
How I feel.
Words.
Words.
Let+me+stop+you+right+there%26%238230%3B
Let me stop you right there…
C+is+for+CUPCAKE%21
C is for CUPCAKE!
Seems+legit.
Seems legit.
Pooh+who%3F
Pooh who?