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My fortune cookie got real.

My fortune cookie got real.
I’m suddenly craving french fries
I’m suddenly craving french fries
the cave
the cave
now i’m thoughtless
now i’m thoughtless
hobbies are healthy
hobbies are healthy
this is exactly why i don’t read
this is exactly why i don’t read
friends til the end
friends til the end
always keep him guessing
always keep him guessing
the choice is yours
the choice is yours
everyone needs a side hustle these days
everyone needs a side hustle these days
a serious scientific study
a serious scientific study
give him his feathers back!
give him his feathers back!
this also explained her sudden craving for a bloody mary
this also explained her sudden craving for a bloody mary
no reason
no reason
uno reverse
uno reverse
tastes like victory
tastes like victory
Words.
Words.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…