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Need a walk in the park, bud?

Need a walk in the park, bud?
Persistence is admirable.
Persistence is admirable.
Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.
Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.
Quick maths!
Quick maths!
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
I could watch this sport.
I could watch this sport.
New coffee shop starter pack…
New coffee shop starter pack…
I really don’t care, do you?
I really don’t care, do you?
*projectile vomits*
*projectile vomits*
I would torrent that reboot…
I would torrent that reboot…
As you can see, I am quite damp.
As you can see, I am quite damp.
Match made in prehistory…
Match made in prehistory…
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
Spam is weird circa 2021
Spam is weird circa 2021
Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.
Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…