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the day he learned life isn’t fair

the day he learned life isn't fair
My bank account doesn’t agree, but my heart is happy.
My bank account doesn’t agree, but my heart is happy.
NASA spots Starfleet logo on Mars surface
NASA spots Starfleet logo on Mars surface
O R B is life.
O R B is life.
Donate to Murder Inc. for a good caws.
Donate to Murder Inc. for a good caws.
Brad be good.
Brad be good.
Are you seeing what I’m seeing?
Are you seeing what I’m seeing?
The first born is always a little iffy…
The first born is always a little iffy…
Dwight you ignorant slut.
Dwight you ignorant slut.
He just really loves his job…
He just really loves his job…
Pretty sure I got this… – Dad, probably.
Pretty sure I got this… – Dad, probably.
Maybe just walk up and introduce yourself?
Maybe just walk up and introduce yourself?
Who’s next?
Who’s next?
It was a good night.
It was a good night.
Can you not, Ted?
Can you not, Ted?
It’s a direct translation…
It’s a direct translation…
Ring+made+of+dinosaur+bone%2C+meteorite+and+14k+gold.
Ring made of dinosaur bone, meteorite and 14k gold.
Rough+life.
Rough life.
Dat+cup.
Dat cup.
Kermit+has+lost+it%26%238230%3B
Kermit has lost it…
Join the conversation
My+new+freshman+friend%26%238230%3B
My new freshman friend…
I+thought+love+was+supposed+to+make+me+happy%26%238230%3B
I thought love was supposed to make me happy…
My+costume+this+year+is+so+great.
My costume this year is so great.
Why+it%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+cat+scan.
Why it’s called a cat scan.
I+will+not+direct+Star+Wars+Episode+VII
I will not direct Star Wars Episode VII
I%26%238217%3Bm+gonna+boop+you+okay%3F+Ready%3F%26%238230%3B+BOOP%21
I’m gonna boop you okay? Ready?… BOOP!
Today%26%238217%3Bs+special.
Today’s special.
Push+up+bras+are+like+bags+of+chips%26%238230%3B
Push up bras are like bags of chips…