Yes I’ll pose for your 200 Instagram followers, Karen.

Where will you be?

This is my life now…

I’m disgusted when I see older guys with younger women…

Rosetta’s triangular orbit about comet 67P.

Where do they get most of these people? Seriously?

How to deal with haters.

We all know the one place where ebola never will spread.

Dude, this is the last time…

Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Baby Stewie isn’t actually an evil genius.

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man

My snail Gary had a birthday, and celebrated with cake

Koko the Gorilla mourning Robin Williams: “Dr. Patterson told Koko that ‘we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams.’ Koko signed ‘CRY LIP,’ withdrew, and ‘became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering.’”

People at modern art museums…

Its a dangerous business, Frodo…