Yes I’ll pose for your 200 Instagram followers, Karen.

Yes I'll pose for your 200 Instagram followers, Karen.

I really wish this wasn’t true

I really wish this wasn’t true

Who knew my farts could invoke such raw emotion

Who knew my farts could invoke such raw emotion

Such an inspiring melody

Such an inspiring melody

I can’t…

Shots fired!

Making new friends is hard

Making new friends is hard

Demolition Job

Garlic bread > everything

Garlic bread > everything

Catnip Promises

Catnip Promises

Worth it. –dog

Worth it. –dog

What I’ve Learned From Science

What I’ve Learned From Science

That’s ok, I don’t like having fun anyway.

That’s ok, I don’t like having fun anyway.

Must be America

Must be America

Relationship goals

Relationship goals

Dad stop this is serious

Dad stop this is serious