The goose is getting fat…
Linger longer, why don’t ya?
catte catte catte
The Milky Way Galaxy via Mars
Do not separate the bovines, please.
Honestly, who brings a banana to the bar?
Teach your children well.
RIP in better luck next time.
Be aggressively generous.
I’ll take the whole flock, thanks.
On Enjoying Villains
Thanks Mike, it was nice having you.
It is a unit of measurement.
Oil > lemonaide
WAKE UP! Grab a brush and put a little make-up.
PSA: the Charlotte NC airport has service dogs that anyone can play with.
Wind up, boys!
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
Join the conversation
When your significant other cat[ches] you cheating…
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JoLEEEEENNNE
What is going on, really?
Flew better than the MAX…
Family can be sweet.
Safety first, bork later.
Are you not amused?
Samson Self Destruct!