You man now.

the world is ready to see me at my worst

peekaboo for adults

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

did you know e.t. had a last name?

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

he can’t hear you!