You man now.
the world is ready to see me at my worst
peekaboo for adults
use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face
it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald
when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…
70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock
that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger
mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense
there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell
how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you
Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?
don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it
did you know e.t. had a last name?
a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog
he can’t hear you!