post-holiday professional

planking isn’t for everybody

planking isn’t for everybody

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the makers of oreos have no chill

the makers of oreos have no chill

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

was joining the US military the original squid game?

was joining the US military the original squid game?

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

what new ghosts would you like to see?

what new ghosts would you like to see?

another delicious hummuscide

another delicious hummuscide

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

this is emperor palpatine for skillshare

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves